An amusing take on major life changes, this T-shirt represents the four stages of camp life: Single, Just Married, Married, and Married with Children.

Single: No commitments, no compromises—except maybe to a high-quality sleeping bag. Wear it proudly, and let the mountains be your only attachment.

Just Married: You’ve upgraded from solo hikes to hand-in-hand treks, and now you’re learning the fun of sharing a tent… if you know what we mean. Whether it’s your honeymoon or one-year anniversary, your camping trips are full of passion.

Married: Your gear is upgraded, your routes are planned, and your camping buddy is in it for the long haul. Your camping trips aren’t as spontaneous as they once were, but your love is as solid as the rock you’re sleeping on.

Married with Children: Your campsite is now a jungle gym, and your gear list has quadrupled. Your camping trips include refereeing a campsite wrestling match and searching for a missing shoe.

This two-sided T-shirt has the main graphic on the back and a left chest logo on the front.